THIS JUST IN...
A kernel of corn has reportedly jumped off of my plate in an attempt to destroy the tablecloth. Although this is not the first time to have occured, this attack is unique because the "corn," actually an enemy pea which infiltrated the bowl of corn, was found to be unarmed. Which is really too bad for the peas, who will continue to suffer through looking at that awful tablecloth.
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I find it refreshing to learn that the pea was unarmed. It's peaceful protests like that that make the anti-vegetable apartheid movement move forward to a better and brighter future for all.
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